Maryland's Eastern Shore

The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.

Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.

by BB29 September 12, 2008

Jersey Shore

NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!

by 07079 June 11, 2010

Jersey Shore

The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

the storerun

when you wake up after a long night of partying and there is some random chick from the night before, you can easily get rid of her with the store run tactic. you send your ho to the store for something completely random. it doesnt matter what it is, it could be duct tape even. the catch : only give them enough for busfare. if she doesnt figure it out and comes back to your locked door, simpy yell through the door "i gave you busfare bitch!"

"yo dude, i cant get rid of this chick man!" "dude, use the storerun!"

by firemannic February 4, 2009

shoredouche

A typical Shoreditch (in east London, UK) twit.

One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit

Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are

can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...

"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"

by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008

Slore

A portmanteau of the words "slut" and "whore". Slore is used to designate a particularly nasty dragon of the female sort who enjoys nothing more than to cause pain and steal men from their rightful owners.

Slores can only be vanquished by true love. Slores also commonly have a horselike appearance.

Dude, we have to save Charlie from that motherfucking slore. She's like, sucking his lifeblood.

Fuck, man, that Jenny? Total slore. She needs to get slayed.

Guy 1. Miley Cyrus is such a slore.
Guy 2. Dude! Don't use that term so lightly!

by Godjizz October 31, 2011

gord smore

when a guy ejaculates (marshmallow) and poops (chocolate) between a girl's boobs (the graham crackers).

damn, the only thing that would have made that gord smore better would have been being a campfire doing it!

by vanchelsing July 18, 2011