Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011

Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."

by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011

Booty Shock

The shock you go into when you see a nice ass.

I'm sorry, I didnt hear a word you said i was in booty shock; I was looking at that ass that walked by.

by Bronx_Marv September 2, 2011

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

by TheRealReal March 14, 2014