Slitty Eyed Rice Pedaler

A derogatory term for an Asians. Similar to chink or charlie.

Look at that Slitty Eyed Rice Pedaler.

by xenophobe September 23, 2005

Slup-Slitch Nation

Slup-Slitch Nation occurs when the majority of the girls in a particular school, college, or work environment tend to spend thier days gettin' laid along while bitchin' to other girls about thier skanky ways of life.

Slara says, "Madison Central is Slup-Slitch Nation!" while Mrs. Macdonalds strongly disagrees.

Johhny Boi said college is offical Slup-Slitch Nation now that Katie started living on campus.

by Everybodywangchungtonight. March 26, 2011

Log Splitter

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.

"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."

by Mr. North April 21, 2009

Eyebrow Slit

An eyebrow slit, formally known as an eyebrow 'cut'. Is just when someone shaves vertical lines in their eyebrow. It is actually a 80s/90s hiphop trend started by Big Daddy Kane. It does not signify any specific sexual orientation.

"Did you see all those white girls on TikTok saying that an eyebrow slit means you're a lesbian?"

"Yeah, isn't that cultural appropriation?"

"Yes, it is. Always trying to take our trends and turn it into something for them. It's just self expression. It holds no value towards sexual orientation. Period."

by Saywhaatttt June 8, 2020

Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!

Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 10, 2008

pussy-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck

My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

Slit Mouthed Woman

A messed up Asian horror movie involving a woman with a slit mouthed running around with giant scissors slitting peoples mouths

just watch the trailer

Have you seen Slit mouthed woman
that shits messed up

by gasp1500 September 7, 2011