When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.
Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.
Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
by m0nk3ym0k3 July 20, 2018

From the memelord-English dictionary, 420th edition:
1. anything likely to elicit a strong emotion;
2. suggestive of an exciting, edgy, painful or otherwise unusual component to something
1. anything likely to elicit a strong emotion;
2. suggestive of an exciting, edgy, painful or otherwise unusual component to something
1. I suppose what I said to the judge was a bit spicy, but upping my sentence from three months to 450 years was excessive
2. Budweiser isn’t beer, it’s just spicy urine
I prefer not to call it a “full psychotic breakdown”, more “spicy depression”
2. Budweiser isn’t beer, it’s just spicy urine
I prefer not to call it a “full psychotic breakdown”, more “spicy depression”
by snootful October 28, 2021

It’s COCKtober AubergineJack-o-lantern so u know what that means EyesTongue Dick sucking awareness month Hushed facePerson gesturing okTongue Jack-o-lanternJack-o-lantern IT’S TIME TO GET Skull and crossbonesSPOOKYSkull :clap: GET Fisted handFISTEDFisted hand BY A SkullSKELETON SkullSHOVERaised fistLollipop CANDY Ear of maizeEar of maizeCORNCandy IN YOURRight pointing backhand indexPUSSYKissing cat face with closed eyes AND Person gesturing not okDONTPerson gesturing not okMale sign FORGET TO SUCKWeary faceRaising handsSOME KissDRACULASyringeDICKAubergineSplashing sweat symbolTired face
by NotLights October 27, 2020

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.
For the male version, see Spicy taco.
For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

by Kirk Kiggler August 7, 2024

by anonymous May 29, 2022
