can't smoke a rock 

no brain no pain, you can't wear me out

that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.

can't smoke a rock by #1Slick May 25, 2007

Dick Smoke 

the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.

HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!

Dick Smoke by Dustin Newbold June 19, 2006

non-smoker 

Someobdy who doesn't smoke cigarettes. Straight-edge, health nut, or just regular people. Can be annoying for smokers as they hack and cough and complain when someone lights a cigarette within 100 feet.

As we all know, non-smokers are not cool, because they do not smoke. They say smoking causes wrinkles, well so does being a fucking nazi bitch!

non-smoker by CHOLOX3ESE April 21, 2007

second hand smoke 

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

second hand smoke by UT Tower September 19, 2009

Smoke that Purple 

To smoke Purple weed

I smoke that purple.

Smoke that Purple by Nigger in a Churchhouse December 22, 2012

Smoke him 

When you're going to win a street race against some fool that you won't even see in your rear-view mirror.

Brian - Nice car, what's the retail on one of those?
Fool - More than you can afford pal, Ferrari.
Dom - Smoke him.

Smoke him by 5tag January 24, 2018

Weed Smoke 

1) (Pronounced Weed Sch-moke) The Act of Smoking weed.

2) The actual cloud of THC produced by burning green.

1) Dude, we need to get some Weed Smoke in like now!

2) Dude, great blow on that weed smoke

Weed Smoke by Jeff Frank July 19, 2007