Jailbox Smart

When you spend 15 minutes explaining to a waitress what a motorcade is, and she has a blank look on her face and asks you if that's one of those jailbox things.

Wow, that waitress is jailbox smart!

by Mr. Sonoma July 27, 2007

smartassedness

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.

The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.

by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

Sharted

The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.

Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe

by Kimmy Head ;)) September 14, 2020

sarten

Someone with this last name is genuinely a kind, loving and beautiful person who is often misunderstood and taken for granted

That's one of the Sarten boys/girls such a great family they are.

by xLilbitcrazyx September 21, 2020

Smart-Ass

Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.

Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"

Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."

Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"

Iam "...Sorry..."

Hym "............."

Iam "I mean.... We said the..."

Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"

Iam "..........."

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"

Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."

Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

smarterchild

smarterchild is an EXTREMLY annoying robot thingy, with loads of annoying sponsers. it is completely unable to follow a simple conversation. also has no idea of what led upto your current statment, or anything earlier in that conversation. however its quite fun to piss about with :)

me:
are u a pedofile
SmarterChild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
me:
why r u??!
SmarterChild:
u better believe it.


GET MY POINT??

by hotbabe08 August 20, 2008