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"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
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Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.
Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.
“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”
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(noun; tragic phenomenon)
A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.
Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.
A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.
Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.
“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”
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Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
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Me: I don't have two mommies?!
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