Aww Son Times New Biddy Status

The correct statement to say when you're friend gets a new girlfriend, usually attractive.

Friend: "Hey man, I got a new girlfriend!

You: "Is she hot?"

Friend: "Yeah!"

You: "AWW SON TIMES NEW BIDDY STATUS!!!"

by WinSaladGuy December 3, 2010

Strauss

nice, sexy German last name for an attractive woman

Beginning with "s" and ending with a "double s" gives Strauss a very sexy spelling. Having the last name Strauss can enhance an attractive woman's sexyness.

by Mr. 911 December 19, 2008

status

of the utmost regardlessness

Status.

by Cheif September 29, 2003

Status Rape

1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.

John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth

Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's

status rape?

by Assquatch1 April 21, 2010

rippy status

to be dismissed as an individual who tries to sound smart, but is really a complete moron

yo- that cat tried to drop knowledge, but said some dumb shit and now he's on rippy status

by evolution7 December 27, 2007

Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

by 12343245 August 31, 2011

Status

Status is an "athlete" who dresses to play the role of a great athlete, but cannot perform. For instance a tennis player decked out in expensive professional wear but cannot the game at all.

This "tennis player" was all status when he walked onto the court decked out in Adidas clothing but without skills to back him up.

by Khuuster January 25, 2008