road rules

A show on wordMTV/word where a group of people drive around in a winnebago and do stupid shit for money.

He man, that crazy bitch on road rules just ate a cockroach!

by christina July 14, 2003

road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

by Andy July 20, 2003

road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003

road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

Road Pussy

The smell the vagina starts to make while riding on a vehicle for 4 or more hours.

Hey Big Don.... What does your hand smell like if you grab my pussy?

Big Don: Road Pussy , you need to baby wipe that at the next stop!

by Yogisara February 27, 2021

Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.

Jon is a road mage

by Smickers2 June 30, 2022

Road Soda

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002