Pre-Friday

A Friday in which you are required to work on the next day, Saturday; ruining your entire weekend.

Peter: Did you hear, we are wroking on Saurday this week.

Michael: I know, tomorrow is a Pre-Friday, instead of a regular Friday.

by CheeeeseDizzle December 11, 2010

Pre-pup

The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.

John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.

by megatorial May 19, 2009

Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

Pre-game

holding something in one hand while the other in your mouth finishes (sexual or not)

I've got this cough drop in my hand, but the one in my mouth isn't gone yet, it's kinda like a pre-game.

by the_butler23 March 30, 2009

pre-high's

If we haven't had a 'cone' all day and its starting to get late, POTheads start to get nervous and excited.

"Hahaha. I must have the pre-high's hardcore, I'm talking so much shit...A bong will shut me up."

by Diego September 14, 2003

pre-fucked

What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.

or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"

It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.

"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"

by teffie05 January 12, 2009

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010