Spooky Poon

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.

"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"

by Nugz March 19, 2020

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.

Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."

by T00NS May 7, 2020

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

poon

COY POPE, SUTTON CLARK

They are such poons! Aka sutton and coy

by ryan gracie June 29, 2020

poon nam D

an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower

poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit

husband ok

by ferar417 September 13, 2020

Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020