Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'

Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck

by ph aero October 31, 2010

stamets road

A climbing road in New Jersey, in Hunterdon County, near the Delaware River with panoramic views of Pennsyltucky.

The Birthplace of the famous Kittlin clan.

NASCAR fans and unibrows are prevalent.

Those damn cats from Stamets Road are pooping in my garden!

by Zonetrap November 29, 2007

Rocky Road

1. To have diarrhea while doing anal, and still continuing to do anal
2. taking a shit in a Ben and Jerseys

dude 1: did you hear about Thomas
dude 2: no, what about him
dude 1: he was fuckin his bitch you know, then all of the sudden she began to Rocky Road all over his dick,

dude 2: sick!
dude one: he even still continued
dude 2: that's disgusting.

by wiggly dick October 11, 2014

road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.

"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"

by eagle553 April 3, 2019

Road Soda

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002