dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Calder’s dad

Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️

Likes all the footy kids more than him

Bro Calder’s dad doesn’t exist

by Big Robo August 8, 2023

Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.

The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.

by Dandrew November 29, 2021

Non's Dad

DEAD

Person 1 : "Have you seen Non's dad?"
Person 2 : "Non."

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021