ninja foot

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.

Oh man, I know you saw that honey in the bathing suit with the ninja foot.

by Your Mother's Lover October 6, 2002

Nina

A beautiful girl with a great body. She always make you laugh. She normally has brown hair, blue eyes (very light blue) and a great smile. Shes a major looker. Every guy wants to be with her, and every girl wants to be her. Shes not a slut, shes a slight tease, but she is great to be with. If you get lucky and marry a Nina, you better treat her well. If you don't she will get up and get the hell out of there. She needs a guy with a great personality and good looks. If you have a friend named Nina, keep her close. She will keep you safe, beat you at video games, (Mostly Halo!) She has three best friends. She has a jackass boyfriend, and at least three guys who like her at all times. She constantly is walking around making friends, mostly with guys. She hates horror movies, and loves the superhero movies. If you get the chance to be her superhero... Take it.
-Nay Nay
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NINA

by BabeNina December 18, 2013

ninjalegoless

To not have Ninja Legos or to have lost your Ninja Legos.

I am ninjalegoless because Nabeel took my ninja legos.

by Nabeel Sadiq July 26, 2006

ninja mortgage

Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.

A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:

No
Income
No
Job or
Assets

Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.

These peeps are now ninjah

Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!

by ptr March 4, 2008

ninja please

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.

LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*

by pAge June 5, 2005

ninja

ninja facts:
- Ninjas can divide by zero
- ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
- when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
- what ever ninjas touch turns to gold
- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.
- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo April 30, 2006

Nine F-er

A medical slang expression to refer to the typical gallbladder patient: Fat, fortyish, fecund, flatulent female with foul, foaming, floating feces.

Marge was your typical nine F-er: gallbladder problem likely.

by Duckbutt September 18, 2005