needyocracy

A system whereby everywhere you look there are people wanting something, begging for something, whining for something. And the needy are the ones in charge.

These are several examples of a needyocracy - a group of students who don't want to hand their projects in on time, and their attitude is "What'you gonna do about it?"; People who tell you all about their needs, and not what they are going to do about it; Criminals taking the easy way and getting away with it; Emotional neediness in relationships, and not trying to be a tiny bit independent; Bosses that can't make decisions, and won't take self-improvement courses...; etc

by fetsiboomsticks October 17, 2008

needy

desperate, plain and simple

I'm needy dude, I need a chick.

by Daniel January 18, 2004

needle dick

A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip

Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.

by U LIKE THAT!!! May 13, 2005

Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013

Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010

Space Needle

A sexual four way involving three gentleman and a female, where sits on a chair the girl climbs on top to ride him, another man penetrates her from behind and the third gets a chair to stand on while the girl gives him oral, thus creating a tower look. I.E. the Space Needle.

My buddies and I last night got so drunk we got a girl to to do the Space Needle with us

by Merc4hire89 November 16, 2010

Needled

1. Being strung out/high on heroine.
2. Having a tattoo.

That junkie's always needled.

That guy's needled with a sick tattoo.

by Jaynik December 2, 2007