Nut Huggers

Pants that are so tight, the testicles are squeezed so tight, that they almost become non-existent. Usu. worn by piece of shit Hicks from the Llano Texas area. Most people hope it will cull their ability to breed

James and Jason Milam have no nuts left, because they word nut huggers far too long for there to be any hope of salvation for their balls.

by Dreynoch September 26, 2004

nut huggers

Jeans that emo guys like to wear so they can pretend to be a woman.

I feel so feminin in these nut huggers, look how tight my bum is!

by mikem12345 May 12, 2008

nut off

To make an irrational verbal attack on someone.

Mike got home late from work only to have Nina totally nut off at him, thinking he was cheating on her; she only shut up when he showed her the design he had to create at short notice.

by aum108 March 21, 2011

nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

by pseudonym March 31, 2004

nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.

Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."

by failure33object April 18, 2005

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 12, 2008

nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.

I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.

by Krumpleforeskin September 8, 2011