the DotA night

Occurred sometime between April 27 and May 1 of 2009 in nashville, tn. the exact night will never be known because it involved absurd amounts of blacking out, alcohol, booting, and bad decisions. Every participant booted at least once that night and woke up the next morning with their shirts tucked into their underwear. The approximately eight soldiers who survived that night go down as rage legends.

Person 1: "Dude I blacked out so hard last night."
Person 2: "I know you were like 38 deep that was awesome."
Person 1: "Yo how did we get the DotA play count up to 138 last night?"
Person 2: "It was the DotA night!"

the DotA night by goon team September 7, 2009

grab a granny night 

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex

don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night

grab a granny night by Silver Granny August 16, 2006

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

cabbage night by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

late night tip 

1. person who comes over just for sex with no string attached; a booty call

I was horny last night so I called Jenny for a late night tip.

late night tip by SpeedsterZ28 November 24, 2005

Mischief Night 

The night before wordHalloween/word where juveniles cause acts of mischief such as throwing eggs at houses, and covering landmarks with toilet paper.

Last mischief night, I TP’d my old school.

Mischief Night by adonkeyisaass October 27, 2003

Prom Night Limo Liplock 

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.

Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.

Prom Night Limo Liplock by Poor Blake July 11, 2006

That's not what your mom said last night 

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

That's not what your mom said last night by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005