Morganville stabbingbroom 

When u shove a broomstick up someone’s ass in morganville texas

Yo Johnny said he got a morganville stabbingbroom from some asshole last night

Morganville stabbingbroom by Woody dick johnson July 21, 2019

Morgan 

A girl whom guys with black hair and are on the Keto diet will fall for. She will then cheat on him while she is at the beach.

“Woah TJ why did your girlfriend break up with you and then hook up with some guy at the beach?”

“Her name is Morgan. What do you expect?”

Morgan by Morgan Expert August 2, 2019

morgan 

a bigger crackhead than abbi

Morgan’s thinks she is not a crackhead.

morgan by notcrackhead16 August 11, 2019

Morgan 

A person who makes memes with both direction AND magnitude

“I just got out of math class, the teacher was so Morgan he had Vector memes all over the presentation”

Morgan by Vecktor August 12, 2019

Morgan 

that one rich and snobby visco girl everyone hates. laughs like a donkey and only wears big t-shirts and provacative clothing

person 1 : hey look its that girl morgan
person2: ewwww

Morgan by heyo tomato August 21, 2019

morgan 

a lil hoe who likes it put in her bum

dang morgan has slept with the whole football team!

morgan by morganluvr August 25, 2019

Morgan 

Morgan is the most gorgeous girl on the planet and in all the universe. She can be shy and quiet but for the most part she is a ton of fun. She always has your back, even when hers is a little broken. She always tries to make time for you. Her smile is so beautiful. You could get lost in her eyes if she lets you. She loves to cuddle and can never cuddle for more than 5 minutes till she wants something. She can be a pain in the ass sometimes but if you ever get the chance to be her friend you should try because she is an amazing person, just dont get to crazy with being her friend or her love will get upset. If you've ever dropped her or hurt her you messed up because she is amazing. Get yourself a Morgan, but not my Morgan, i will cut you. Morgan is easily the love of my life, get you one because we all deserve a Morgan.

Damn, look at Morgan, she is so fine.
I'm so lucky to call Morgan mine, shes an amazing girlfriend.
I'm never letting go of Morgan, doesn't matter what who says she is mine till the grave.

Morgan by gay_chicano August 27, 2019