When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.
"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard
by Belgian fool February 18, 2010
Get the Morning Stranger mug.When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor
Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?
Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns
Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns
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The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"
by JBry November 2, 2008
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Get the what's the story morning glory? mug.I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.
I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
by viDesi March 13, 2009
Get the Morning Seat mug.When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
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