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hungry monkey

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.
by greven mead July 4, 2009
mugGet the hungry monkeymug.

freezer monkey

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
by Balke2 July 1, 2014
mugGet the freezer monkeymug.

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.
I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.
by unrealism September 5, 2021
mugGet the Monkey Knucklemug.

Cheeba Monkey

One who frequently smokes marijuana. Mentioned in the movie PCU.
Tell those Frisbie-chucking cheeba monkeys to get this right.
by rolltide55 April 3, 2010
mugGet the Cheeba Monkeymug.

Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent
That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree
by Chernoybl June 17, 2018
mugGet the Pineapple Monkeymug.

IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
mugGet the IT Dust Monkeymug.

barbarian monkey

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.
by Cory Staats June 2, 2014
mugGet the barbarian monkeymug.

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