Definitions by Balke2

Blowkey 

A low key blow job

Yeah dude, Jessica gave me a blowjob in Russian Lit 153; it was pretty blowkey.

Blowkey by Balke2 August 12, 2014

freezer monkey 

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

freezer monkey by Balke2 July 1, 2014