A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite
The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.
by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005
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O: Man, that broad had a Wolf Monkey. That shit was nasty, I ain't even hit.
O: Man, that broad had a Wolf Monkey. That shit was nasty, I ain't even hit.
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The greatest Yankee of all time. He hit a ton of home runs, and would have hit more if he wasn't such a boozehound. He wanted to punch umpires in the face for not calling him safe at the plate. Died about 14 years ago from liver failure I believe.
Yankee Fan #1: Hey did Mickey Mantle just punch that guy in the face?
Fan #2: Well, you don't mess with the Mick after a night of hard liquor.
Fan #2: Well, you don't mess with the Mick after a night of hard liquor.
by Echoes917 May 29, 2008
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Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
by Dom Drums April 19, 2006
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2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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by jimmyc57 August 31, 2008
Get the mingey mug.Bassist for My Chemical Romance. Does not actually have asthma (said so on Fuse. "I don't really have asthma, but I'll still sign your inhalers") No longer wears glasses thanks to Lasik surgery. Brother to Gerard Way. Engaged to Alicia Simmons.
by Teh Squeakster June 1, 2006
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