the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

Oldest Xbox known to man

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022

life, man

When someone in therapy realizes that life is really, really complicated.

I just realized that my father used to fondle me after I fell asleep. Life, Man.

by DGPACE February 7, 2014

aychak man

“Aychak Man” represents the typical Lebanese macho man with all its emotional, prejudicial and mindset appraisals.

He is clearly adhered to the traditions through family and society, therefore he have as pronoun a word deriving from Lebanese Jargon “aychak” an expression meaning “what’s up” a common saying widely used by the people in the area of Jounieh and rural villages up the mountains of Lebanon .

his surname is the English word “man” to represent the commitment of the “lebanese Macho” to the American and European civilizations as he considers himself as very open, modern and hip while he is in fact simply adopting the fake appearance of such civilization in particular when it comes to the way he treats and considers women in general.

For him, the women always comes second, for show only he will be always the first and the last to decide, however at home it is completely the opposite.

the Aychak man is created by the painter Roger Tanios through a series of painting and become a very urban definition describing the lebanese macho man

{aychak man}- {ayshak man}-{aychakman} - {ashkman}

by roger tanios - khetiar January 13, 2010

koolaid man

Someone who participates in wall breaking action by jumping through them and then saying "Oh Yeah".

Bobbert: Dude! Why is there a giant hole in your wall?

Bobberto: The Koolaid Man came again.

by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.

John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.

by Surfingarbo June 10, 2010

banana man

a man in a banana suit, with banana powers to bananaize his victims, thus causing them to be trapped in a banana suit and given the powers to bananaize others.

see banana dog or banana car

the banana man almost bananaized me back in the supermarket but i got away.

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005