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Beta Male Orbiter

An aspiring Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around around or follows as self proclaimed Alpha Male influencer.
That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.
by MeanKittyUltra February 2, 2023
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Basic white male

Scrawny bios with black hair that play soccer and fortnite and smell bad
by Cheezitsrulebish March 5, 2019
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Beta Male

In the animal kingdom, the alpha male is the dominant member of the community. He’s like a cartoon caveman, commanding deference. The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms. (Alpha: Your expensive car doesn’t make you interesting.) The beta can earn a lot of money, or a little, but the money’s not the thing; he profits because he works well with others.

There’s something rebellious about the beta male; he challenges the social order rather than succumbing to it. The beta male doesn’t buy in to the basest stereotypes about male behavior, and that’s hugely sexy.
That guy is so unassuming, affable and genuine. I wonder if he's a Beta Male...
by Psychgrad July 10, 2009
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fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.
Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.
by mkablam May 11, 2009
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Regan (male)

A guy with a huge penis who will stretch a girls pussy
by John smithboy892 December 23, 2018
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Bethany Male

A Bethany Male is a new breed of man. They will act like they want to help, but when they see you carrying something heavy, they just watch. They skateboard or play an on campus sport. They like the girl to guy ratio when they get here, but then realize that it does not help their chances at all so they revert to douche baggyness. They like to wear abercrombie or Santa Cruz sweatshirts and reefs. They frequent the sessions sales and wear a sessions shirt at least once a week. They all play guitar and sing. Their hobbies include trying to pick up girls in the followingr times and locations: chapel, cafe, welcome week, service projects, pop park, class, etc. Also they like to propose.
Are you dating anyone right now?

No, there are only Bethany Males here.
by hoooookay August 26, 2009
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beta male

A man who is content with nontraditional gender roles; i.e., he is not threatened by intelligent and/or powerful women, and he does not have to be in control of every situation to maintain his sense of self. (Frequently, he does manifest a quiet kind of confidence and control over his surroundings, but it's not important to him that this is noticed by others.)

A beta male is often introverted, intelligent, and introspective. Though he may have been branded a "nerd" growing up, the adult beta is frequently a thoughtful, capable, and fascinating individual whom many women find appealing.

Alpha males, especially those of lesser intelligence and abilities, tend to feel threatened by beta males, who are increasingly preferred by women in modern times.
Peter Parker (Spider-Man) and Jim Halpert (The Office) are famous examples of beta males.
by Kat8210 September 19, 2010
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