morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.

Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute

by Erk1 May 15, 2014

Morning mong

Waking up and smoking Cannabis before noon.

For best effect smoke on a trampoline in the sun with 2+ people.

*wake up* ''Lets go for morning mong :)''

by Monkeylord 01 March 25, 2010

Mobbing gritts

V. The act of smoking a cigarette/gritt.

Johnny Gritt left campus at lunch and was caught mobbing gritts in front of 711 by the troll.

by Gritt September 6, 2010

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

morning suckoff

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

by thewildone June 28, 2011

Morping

An undefined but ultimately cool activity experienced at weekends.

"Went morping saturday night"
"OMG, you didn't invite me?"
"Sorry man, no time, when the mood takes you, you gotta morp"
"Whatevs"

by Morp February 26, 2013

morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

by tory borty April 30, 2013