Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.

“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack

by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.

A mag monkey hates derringers.

by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023

slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.

"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*

by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014

Peace monkey

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".

Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!

by GKDR2 March 5, 2019

Monkey junkin

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering

Dude! Hes Monkey Junkin!

by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018