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Mars

Mars is a VERY beautiful girl, your lucky to have her. Everyone just thinks about mars 24/7 and cannot wait to talk to them. Mars is a very pretty girl, and will never leave you. She doesn’t care about who you are or why you did something, she’ll love you either way.
You: Hey mars, I think i’m falling in love with you..
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
by Nassu February 13, 2021
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marshallidk

a goated moanoke fan with great taste and peak humor
marshallidk is goated
by Clannad clamp February 18, 2021
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Mars

Mars is humanity’s best chance to survive an extinction event.

Human survival on Mars would require living in artificial Mars habitats with complex life-support systems. Water and food production being the primary concerns.
As we switch our focus from the moon to Mars, we must treat the former as the launching pad and the latter as the final destination.
by Nmo.patman February 28, 2021
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Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
by awb1809 March 4, 2021
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Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
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Marshall

Someone who thinks they are cool but not. Calls him self attractive But DEFINITELY NOT!
Kate- Omg marshall is so ugly

Tanner- I know i cant believe he thinks he is attractive
by Jae123458 March 12, 2021
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Marsello'd

When one of your employees declines your meeting invite with extreme prejudice.
I declined that meeting invite because it holds no value for me and my boss is a turd. He got Marsello'd dawg.
by Sandy Crope February 5, 2021
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