velcro licker

one who lacks intelligence and therefore licks velcro, in the process one's tongue becomes stuck and is pulled out of the mouth; the equivalent of a window licker

My cat Toby is such a velcro licker, he ran into the wall.

by Tobiyashi February 2, 2009

whore licker

lap licker and whore togther

lesbian whores who do oral sex

cecily is a such a whore licker

yes she is

by 7candyluver7 July 26, 2009

Gary Lineker

English football player who earned eighty caps playing for the England national football team and scored 330 goals in his career as a professional footballer. Advertised Walker's crisps after retiring from

professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.

Gary Lineker used to play professional football for Leicester, Everton and England before going on to work for the BBC as a sports presenter. He also criticised government policy on immigration, which was widely seen as being inhumane and unworkable.

by Minderbinder March 12, 2023

trash can liner

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

by spectralux November 25, 2009

lingerie

A common sexy underwear, mainly worn by women or Stuey. Stuey is a top-class defender playing for the mighty Jocks. He can also be seen defacing signs on the Green Street roundabout with the Leitch (beast of Jersey).

Alright bird? Are you gonna wear that sexy Stuey Lingerie I bought you last week ya dirty lickle bitch.

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) December 28, 2005

llama licker

A person who likes to lick llamas.

Edwin's a damn llama licker, he licked that llama all night long.

by Jay Byrd the talking noodle December 27, 2007