life

1.When God took a shit and forgot to flush it.

2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.

Go Flush yourself!

Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".

Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".

by Tempo3240 July 6, 2008

mid life crisis

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.

He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Half Life

1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>

For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.

by Mark January 6, 2004

Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's

Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...

by Is not trying to build a Strider... December 31, 2004

no life

To reject your 1st life and substitute a new one.

guy1: Dude where's Jeff
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!

by somguy December 26, 2006