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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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what's the level?

asking on the current update about a person or thing
or to ask for an opinion or solution to something.
friend: what's the level top dawg
me: normal level OG

girlfriend: babe, the rain has refused to stop!
boyfriend: so, what's the level?
by anonymous May 4, 2021
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On Every Level

On Every Level
To love, on every level of Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs.
Let me know before or after I reach or get to you, on every level of needs.
by ShayBaeBe June 22, 2021
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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ON THE LEVEL

A GARBAGE TRUCK 4213 comes along and 'I say good morning , they return the protocol and I said " I like your number" and break into downer frowns.
I kept looking underneath and saw these nice legs and SEXY FEET and
to an underage boy you have SEXY SNEAKERS and nice socks and he thanked me which he said I asked , ARE YOU waiting for the bus as it comes he said, 8:05 AM , and the first one comes along and says this is MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL only and drives off.

The second MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL BUS comes along and I ask where , and I got on as I almost ride it as I acknowledged my FARE as I got on but got off and observed the number on the bus 4214.

A bus comes along going to MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL and says this is primarily a HIGH SCHOOL BUS and when I get off I look at the BUS 4214.
I know how you think ANAL ALAN as you would love to get a MOUNTING VIEW of the underage BOYS AND GIRLS But truthfully being ON THE LEVEL as a FEMALE we IDentify you and JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE soon being a BITCH FAG is in the cards but I love to be a TEACHER.
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021
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get on my level cunts

I just fucked OBJ no lieget on my level cunts!
by w0rdw1z September 12, 2021
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The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!
by HaMufin December 29, 2021
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