flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

flying land squid by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

The Land of La 

Residing in or to be found in an imaginary place called LaLa-Land.

US Congress, by rejecting red-ink controls on deficit spending in 2010, have demonstrated repeatedly that they are deep in the Land of La.

The Land of La by Intuit July 20, 2010

Giant Land Tortoise 

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.

"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"

Giant Land Tortoise by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011

Ket Land 

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.

Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!

Ket Land by Druf175 March 5, 2011

whoopsie land 

Far away

Michael said "Point Cook is Whoopsie Land"

whoopsie land by MEvans6969 April 24, 2011

Hood Land Creature 

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creature by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011

gun land 

gun land is a prospect from the human mind combining both gun and land. Gun land is not something that exists in our physical reality, but something horrifying that makes its presence noticed. Few humans ever understand the concept of gun land, but once they learn about it, gun land changes them irreversibly. Just like many taboo subjects, it is not illegal to discuss gun land, but it is frowned upon. Just remember, never speak of gun land, and if you do, always make sure to spell it in lowercase letters, or else.

"Hey man, have you ever heard of gun land?"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, you sick disgusting shit?!"

gun land by gun land March 8, 2012