Load

The most underrated Metallica album ever. Not as good as the classics but still a fucking sick album

True metallica fan: Yo I was listening to Load last night it's fuckin' sick
stupid metal elitist: you stupid faggot go learn real metal metallica sold out and made pop songs

by idiot on the internet June 16, 2014

binary load

When one jerks off onto the keyboard of a laptop and then closes it.

Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.

by buks May 11, 2006

Combat Load

1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.

2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.

1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"

2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."

by pervertatoid August 14, 2010

Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

by poopmonsta88ateitwhilehot March 24, 2009

load

loser, moron. (with reference to a male ejaculate)

you are such a load.

by trolly28 January 23, 2013

loaded diaper

When one pretends to be a baby and shits their pants, then their partner proceeds to eat out their ass including the full load

Dude Jennifer totally gave me a loaded diaper last night, that shit was bus’s in’

by Bussinbill24 March 27, 2021

Loaded Question

The type of question a woman asks a man when she doesn't have the money to buy her own chocolates.

This type of question may also be asked asked if her desk has been bereft of flowers for more than two weeks.

So the latest loaded question she asked me was if a pair of pants made her ass look less fat...I just bit the bullet...realized I couldn't win...and called the florist down the road. The owner said she was thinking of naming her newest flower and candy combo after my wife.

by Shane C. Gray April 3, 2011