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Johnny 5 

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.
Johnny 5 by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

johnny j 

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though
i bet hes a johnny j
johnny j by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

Johnny juice 

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.
Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice
Johnny juice by Calamus9 November 5, 2020

Johnny Orlando 

Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)
Johnny Orlando by I love john November 5, 2020

Johnny-come-quickly 

Also: Johnny-come-early

The opposite of a Johnny-come-lately. A Johnny-come-quickly is someone who is very early to catch on to a trend or stand up to an established social convention, usually the the point where they will be mocked, ridiculed, and possibly even persecuted in their own lifetime. In the end, of course, they are often proven correct, as shown by the eventual acceptance and mainstreamization of their position by Johnnies-come-lately.

While Johnnies-come lately are socially adept enough to pick up on logical cues from the world around them and adapt with the times, Johnnies-come-quickly are guided less by such rational logic and more so by an overwhelming sense of conviction in the truth of their beliefs. A Johnny-come-quickly is by definition extremely courageous because they are taking a position that is extremely unpopular.

Some examples of Johnnies-come-quickly throughout history include the the first people to posit a heliocentric solar system, the first proponents of a round earth, the first people to question the authority of the Church and of religion in general, and the first to take progressive stances on the rights of women and LGBT people.
While he faced ridicule and failure in his own lifetime, Leonardo Da Vinci’s dreams of the seemingly impossible notion of flight were eventually borne out, thus ensuring his pioneering legacy as a true Johnny-come-quickly
Johnny-come-quickly by Alex-2598 November 24, 2020

Johnny mustang 

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.
Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.
Johnny mustang by jay gee November 27, 2020