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John Champe

a bunch of over privileged white kids who don’t ever do shit but party.

a group of ratchet black people who act like they’re from the hood but for real grew up in Loudoun County and wear gucci belts

a whole lotta indian asian people who try way too hard like damn
the kids at John Champe trynna act tough
by coochiememe January 15, 2019
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John Gotti

John Gotti was the last of a breed of mobsters or gangsters (not gangstas). Hailing from New York, Gotti was infamous for always beating the court system, many crimes of his were unpunished. He had taken out alot of garbage in his time, if you know what I mean. The world will never see another John Gotti, and he still has an influence on the world today. But with ridiculous shows like Growing Up Gotti, and a whack wannabe thug named Irv Gotti, the media will only tarnish his name.
John Gotti started as a truck robber, and look at the ranks he reached in the crime world. There will never be another criminal of his caliber, or as respectable as him.
by Your Father February 7, 2005
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John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.
John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.
by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009
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John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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big john

big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars
by mr burr April 19, 2017
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elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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john prescott

Class hating northern twat.

Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up

More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up

More Rights to Pikey Scum - success

Oh Well thats all right then !!!
by Bonnie Bert May 3, 2005
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