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Jews For Jesus

The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
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jesus pizza

Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.
Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.
by Scott Urquhart June 25, 2007
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The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."
by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006
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jesus time

1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.
Guy: It's Jesus time!
Guy2: Oh shit.

OR

Guy: It's time for Jesus!
Guy2: OH SHI--
by Solocidal January 30, 2008
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Jesus Strap

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.
It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.
by Psuedo-San August 19, 2008
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Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.
My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009
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jessism

Something awkward or embarrassing that you say while very very tired. When you become this tired inhibitions are lowered much like a drunken state.
I can't believe I told Roger about my first time last night...what a jessism.
by jessjessthejess December 6, 2010
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