irish eyeshadow

Punching your wife in the eye giving her a black eye

The wife was giving me some lip, so I applied some Irish eyeshadow.

by dmart1289 January 11, 2015

Irish Cunt

A drink consisting of two-parts champagne and one-part bourbon. It will get you fucked.

I don't remember anything from last night after drinking Irish cunt.

by j_swag March 22, 2011

Irish Tampon

When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.

Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.

by Frank M Smith October 18, 2009

Irish Lullaby

An Irish lullaby is when you're whispering someone to sleep and giving them a handy at the same time

Optional: Maybe let them sucking on your boobies

Guy: I was falling alseep last night and she started giving me a irish Lullaby

Guy2: Did you suck on dem boobies

by Griff1991 September 9, 2019

irish

The most amazing people in the whole world!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!

Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now!
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's

by hells-bells August 31, 2005

Irish Spring

When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.

"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

by Petricore May 14, 2013

Irish

For the great Gaels of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
and all their songs are sad.

Irish I was a duck

by Donkey Hotey May 9, 2009