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Pseudo-intellectual

A) synonym for Hipster

B) one who makes proclamations that to the lay-person may sound edgy, controversial, new, deep or thought-out, but to anyone with more detailed knowledge, will be instantly dismissed as a load of posturing bullshit.
One of their favoured fallacies when challenged on an absurdity is the courtier's reply - 'you just don't understand/aren't clever enough/aren't in the know'.

They lack social graces and wisdom, and are quick to jump on factual errors to make themselves feel better, as they pride intellectual prowess over good manners, kindness and humour which makes them tiresome company.
They do not believe in intellectual democracy for the betterment of others, but aristocracy to belittle others.

They will insist you read books, watch films and listen to music they've heard of but may not have read, seen or heard themselves, and enjoy dropping names of authors, directors, musicians and other artists that are avante-garde, cult or classical, even if they have no real exposure to their work, most likely having read about them in a paper, magazine or website aimed at the pretentious and po-faced. They are also vulnerable to being 'Sokal'd' in their desperation to look learned and superior.

Most tellingly, the pseudo-intellectual is prickly and insecure around those they might learn from, while a well-adjusted, moderately intelligent person is always keen to learn from those with greater insight and reading.
Pseud'; 'but of course, Ingmar Bergman's films are so camp'.
Sycophants; hahahaha!
Somebody who has seen a Bergman film; 'Utter shite! Name me one and describe how it is 'camp', or consider yourself a pseudo-intellectual'.
Pseud'; i don't have to explain my reasoning to you'.
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Incel

A person (usually someone who identifies as a male), that is extremely rude to everyone and thinks making fun of minorities is cool (they’re wrong but they don’t know that). Also a type of person that is very hard/ impossible to educate on certain matters.
“that guys is a total incel, can’t even have a normal debate with the dude.”
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Incels

Misogynistic vermin who blame women and sexually active men for their "Involuntary Celibacy".
Incels hate women because they won't have sex with them
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intelligentpork

a username by a DOTA gamer who loves computers hards and softs it is once said that this gamer was the 3rd son of sparda
intelligentpork is on a killing spree.
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intellipoop

1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.
George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"
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Intellaflow

One who act's in a bitch-like manner...in other words acting like a fuccboy.
Hey Stooge stop acting like (a/an) Intellaflow
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Intelectuals

ew I hate intelectuals
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