head strapon

I dildo attached to someones head

Me: "yo dude wat the fuck is that?"
Jon: "its what i used on ur mom last night. a head strapon."

by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 29, 2009

Head radio

Term used for when you have a ton of songs floating through your head.

Girl: what the heck is she singing to?
Brother:Oh, shes just singing to her head radio.

by Rawrrrr. February 21, 2009

headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.

Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?

by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

headassy

When someone is doing the most and trying to stunt.
A snob

Patrick is wearing all his new clothes from Christmas and bragging. He's headassy

by Iman_that_man April 17, 2016

Head hen

The head hen is a gaynese term for the most notorious gay in a group or community.

"And who is that?"
"You don't know? Hun that's the head hen, Conner"

by MacDiesel December 3, 2016

Head buddy

A friend with similar cranial circumference.

Me and my head buddy share hats all the time!

by Mrbisme March 18, 2017

Head pussy

A better name for the opening at the tip of the penis. Otherwise known as the urethral opening

Dude I just came so hard out my head pussy.

Yo dude I think my head pussy is infected.

by Flirnten Nutburt November 13, 2018