Handle

Handled or handleage - Variation of ownage, so go look up ownage you dumb ass.

by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

Ham hanger

a person who bashes the bishop/ tosses the salad... basicly a wanker!

dave u fuking ham hanger!

ye hes a bit of a ham hanger..

by qazwsxedcrfv August 23, 2006

cody hagle

cutaaaaaaaaaaaaaay; what what ?!

that cody hagle is soo flyyy

by killabaybay January 18, 2008

Kyoto coat hanger

When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.

When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!

by skimordie January 13, 2009

Handlebar

An adjective used to describe a facility or organization which caters to both or either of the extreme ends, +/- 2.5 or more standard deviations, of a bell curve.

My son attends a charter school which gets the dropouts and the brains who do not fit in, or a handlebar school.

Mensa is a 'right grip' handlebar organization

by sedlor September 13, 2009

hangledangle

An awkward ball bag arrangement. To have ones jewellery uncomfortably positioned. To be squeezed into to tight spot, in public, with no obvious way of freeing the 'fella'. Also known as the 'mangledangle'.

Ooh, my jewellery is all caught up in me boxers. I've hangledangled myself and I am going to look a twat if I try and undo the tangle now, talking to the vicar

by Vexillifer68 March 4, 2014

handleable

performing better due to an advantage over something else.

in cars, one able to out perform the other due to weight difference; better handling.

by suprafly July 11, 2003