handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

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Handlebar Mustache

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.

"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."

by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012

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handled

A state of being faded, cross-faded, etc.

Saribek: What are you doin this weekend?
Robert: Gettin oh so handled.

by FarEastBeast916 March 28, 2010

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Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI December 14, 2008

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jig handler

An old beat up Cadillac driven by a black man

Man, look at the gold rims on that jig handler

by Turd Ferguson, III December 14, 2008

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No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands

watch this, ill do it with no handlebars

by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017

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van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008

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