Hoboken Hammer 

Sexual act where the male partner, having covered his penis in alfredo sauce and wrapped it in fettucini proceeds to slap this rather unique culinary masterpiece upon both the forehead and anus of the female partner...the order in which each area is slapped is not significant.

"She wants you to treat her to a nice dinner, eh? Hey, why don't you take her down to Luigi's Place and give her the Hoboken Hammer! Badaboom, badabing!"

Hoboken Hammer by mslmnx August 29, 2009

Ass Hammer 

An insult like ass hat.

That guy cut me off... what an ass hammer.

Ass Hammer by Donkey Juggler August 26, 2006

Booty Hammer 

Is the name for a very ballin' person.

Marc is Booty Hammer

Booty Hammer by Bootyhammermarc April 29, 2008

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

chinese ass hammer by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

siberian sledge hammer 

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

siberian sledge hammer by scizzott November 9, 2007

Crab Hammer 

The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.

Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!

Crab Hammer by Ultad January 13, 2008

hebrew hammer 

another word for a penis

Look at Jacob's huge hebrew hammer!!!

hebrew hammer by Jacob M. October 9, 2006