hooters

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)

Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.

by Blaine March 10, 2004

hooper

a tweaker; someone so jacked up on speed that they run around in circles.

Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers

by srw SVOP January 28, 2008

hootenanny

Some scottish lingo for party

I went to a hootenanny last night, hoots!

by andy milton January 13, 2006

Hookers & Props

Although the terms come from Lacrosse, their similarity to other urban references allow the phrase to be used as a handy congratulatory phrase, which denotes that the recipient of the phrase should get such things as "hookers" and "props" for his or her achievement.

"Hookers and Props to Ted for his promotion to management!"

"Great Shot Alice! Hookers and Props for you tonite!"

by JoJo Bean February 19, 2005

hooker bitch

A GUY who is more whiney,needy and pushy than all of one's girlfriends combined. Yeah you know how you are...

Sean is such a hooker bitch!! OMG!!

by goose dog February 6, 2010

hooker

a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)

Some hooker was flashing her privates, right in the middle of the street.

by Light Joker May 1, 2005

hootersmurfer

Hootersmurfer (hoot-err-smirf-err), Noun. A "hootersmurfer" is a term that is synonymous with any noun ever created for any spoken language, when said noun cannot be retrieved from conscious, short or long-term memory. Meaning, when tip-of-tongue syndrome is present, "hootersmurfer" can be used to describe the object for which the speaker cannot think of the name.

"Hey, bob, what ever happened to that... uh... that 'hootersmurfer' you had?"

"You mean my electric bug-zapper?"

"YEAH, that's the thing! Remember how we used to get drunk and see who could hold on to the glowing rod the longest?"

by Fat-man August 15, 2006