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Goobydick

Word origin: Anderson, SC

Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!

Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017
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Gooey

“Maane fuck what yall talm bout I’m gooey asl today
by Young Rambo May 12, 2019
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goof

A goof is a like saying you’re funny, a joker, jester, a laughing stock, comedian, one who makes others laugh
ya fuckin goof
by anamda October 21, 2019
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Gooey hot stuff

The thing that girls in hentai beg for when they don't know the word for semen, cum, etc. Also used as an alternative for white hot stuff, penis milk, dick milk, or love juice.
"yes, yes please shoot it in me! Shoot all you gooey hot stuff inside of me with all your might, to the very last drop! Impregnat me, shoot it inside me, I don't care anymore! I want it-!"
by bunniboy<3 May 10, 2021
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Goody 2 shoes

A gay little pussy baby girl super gay being defined as a pussy pussyfoot LLLL Bozo being defined they are exactly extremely a gay fat little pussy baby girl being defined. This is to Christian my bitch as brother kys.being fat is meant for Christian I love that Christian is a goody 2 shoes
by Jabe_the_babe March 17, 2022
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goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.
George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.
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Goof

Amber's such a goof bitch.
by Shitzngiggles November 19, 2022
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