Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Gooch

A Jolly Albanian man who is known to eat whole fried chickens and steal all your loose possetions.

Sean was Gooching at dinner last night.

by Sorbobfranksjoechadbart May 1, 2025

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

gooch

A scuff or large mark on previously shined boots caused by someone else stepping on them.

Front rank: sorry for gooching your boots
Rear rank: you ruined my shine, man

by evilmilk June 29, 2025

Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!

Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!

by Peter Kake July 10, 2025

Goochie

Slang term used in place of the word "Good". Particularly used by Australians when organising events with friends.

"Are people still good for Saturday morning?"
"Yeah, we goochie."

by Twitched July 24, 2025

Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”

“Nice gooch”

by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025