Glompee

noun, one who receives a glomp; (more specifically) the person on the receiving side of a glomp

Jane saw John and exclaimed that he would be her glompee and then glompped John.

by CheeseStorm March 4, 2007

glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 25, 2007

Glormo

extremely idiotic; homosexuality (rare)

Tommy, you're such a poopoo headed glormo!

by Hillary Boob April 26, 2008

Globert

A term given to the global fan community of singer/actor Adam Lambert.

Let's hear it for Globerts coming from Canada!

by sonielle May 29, 2009

Glory Orbs

A perfect pair of fake knockers . A pair of fake boobies SO awesome, it's as if they were sent down from heaven just to make you smile.

These are very rare, and this term is not to be used lightly.

So perfect.

So shapely.

Glory orbs.

1.dude 1: Dude! Look at those boobies!
dude 2: Those are nice titties! And fake too!
dude 1: Now those are some glory orbs

2. dude: I had lost faith in humanity... then I saw a pair of glory orbs

by peeew February 9, 2014

Glopping

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.

What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!

by Perth bogan August 17, 2018

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019