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reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.
(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.
by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010
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sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker
Ouch I just done a sharp fart
by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005
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forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"
by Catherine M. December 19, 2006
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kissy fart

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011
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Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.
My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.
by Fart Hat October 11, 2018
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mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.
d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.
by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009
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Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021
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