fasted cardio

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

by The_mastaa October 28, 2015

Faster Faster Zap Zap

During sexual intercourse, when you are allowed back door entry, is the anal sex in which you make quick, but feisty, hits with the tip.

The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!

by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017

Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Fast

The act of killing urself

He commited fast

by Pxprobotvidz January 10, 2020

fastfirstdate

A scam that you don't wanna search up at all. But very satisfying 😉

Alex: Look at this thing called fastfirstdate.com
Mark: Don't do it it's a scam for your money.
Alex: Yeah you were right..

by Heya it's me! September 21, 2021

blitz fast

A break from Blitz, usually lasting from one to three days

Bill: Yo man, I can't take all these random blitzes from people, I'm not even on campus.

Jane: You should go on a blitz fast.

by skittles17able November 16, 2009

Reverse Fasting

A term often used when someone doesn't poop for a very long time. It can become an addiction or... simply because they can not poop

Hey dog, you should try reverse fasting. Everyone is doing it.

by Devan McKinley November 22, 2010