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ex-cuck

The act of cucking your ex, typically through video either as a form of revenge, or sadism.
"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."
by Jaime Rook July 29, 2021
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Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.
Your explanation was as clear as Return eX
by Eldwin March 14, 2004
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Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
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Ex

My ex alana
The queen of hell
That’s really it

Fuck you I hate you
My ex Alana blackmailed my ass 9 times in a row and won’t stop talking about me
by Bassproshophat November 14, 2023
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Ex-holes

An Ex partner that is also an asshole.
I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.
by PurpleHaze777 April 20, 2021
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Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive
Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex
by Corna124 October 2, 2020
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Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.
Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!
by Suxatore2022 April 22, 2022
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