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It means "keep on doing what you do". i.e. "keep raping girls or killing dogs, or whatever".
Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.

Kobe Bryant: Be epic.

Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.

Michael Vick: High five!
be epic by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011
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your mum epic 

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
your mum epic by eddy baby July 26, 2006

tragically epic 

adj. describes nouns in a very positive manner. tragically epic is derived from two words: epic and tragically hip
"your sunglasses are tragically epic!"

Ten Second Epic 

Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.
Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke
Ten Second Epic by letterb.omb April 7, 2007

super epic mammoth mega chill 

Dude, that backflip was super epic mammoth mega chill.

Double Epic 

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.
Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."
Double Epic by Gintleman November 16, 2010

Anti-epic 

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".
Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.