english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website

person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

ENGLISHED

WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED

person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck

by little homo May 9, 2022

English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life

“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”

by shlongjohn May 13, 2022

English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

English

English is overly complicated

WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

by Rowb0at May 26, 2022